From the March 17, 2026 email:
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off the wall? Rick O’Shea
These are dumb fun, so go with it.
From the May 31, 2022 email:
The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
From the May 17, 2022 email:
What did the zero say to the eight?
That belt looks good on you.
From the April 13, 2022 email:
I just really want a DeLorean… that I can drive from time to time.
From the March 30, 2022 email:
Our police chief is no longer allowed to babysit. The kids refused to nap… and he charged them with “resisting a rest”.
From the March 28, 2022 email:
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean… both crews were marooned.
From the March 21, 2022 email:
How did the hen feel on Monday?
Eggshausted!
From the March 8, 2022 email:
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow?
An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaaad moooooooood.
From the March 2, 2022 email:
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon… I’ll let you know!
From the February 2, 2022 email:
I have three unwritten rules:
mwahahahahahahahahaha
From the Christmas Eve 2021 email:
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
From the December 15, 2021 email:
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging…
They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
From the November 24, 2021 email:
Q: Why don’t slugs fight? A: They’re already disarmed.
From the October 21, 2021 email:
Did you hear that NDSU had to close their library?
Yeah, both of the books were completely colored.
From the October 19, 2021 email:
Why do ducks fly over North Dakota upside down?
There's nothing worth crapping on!
From the October 13, 2021 email:
I’ve heard that some of the jokes have upset several residents of Fargo and they are marching on Washington to speak their minds…
…last we saw them they were halfway to Seattle!
From the September 29, 2021 email:
Why wouldn’t the North Dakotan let his dog near the duck pond?
Because it was purebred!!
From the September 27, 2021 email:
What’s the first sign say when you enter North Dakota on the highway?
“Welcome to North Dakota! Mountain removal project: complete!”
From the September 21, 2021 email:
Did you hear that North Dakota declared war on Montana and started lobbing hand grenades over the border?
It wasn't much of a battle, the Montanans just pulled the pins and threw them back.
From the September 16, 2021 email:
What is the state tree of North Dakota? - A: The telephone pole.
From the August 31, 2021 email:
How many North Dakota jokes are there? - A: None, they’re all true.